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21/12/2012, petit pari sur la fin du Monde...

Vendredi 21 décembre 2012 à 0:07

Bon, 21/12/12 oblige, faisons un petit jeu !

Quel phénomène aura raison du monde tel que nous le connaissons ?

1. Le pic pétrolier

2. 3ème Guerre Mondiale

3. Gigantesque éruption solaire

4. Effondrement des colonies d’abeilles

5. Caldera (Supervolcans)

6. Nibiru

7. L’effondrement de l’environnement

8. Invasion Extraterrestre

9. Inversion des pôles magnétiques

10. Attaque terroriste massive

11. Coma éthylique généralisé suite à une contamination de l'eau par l'Organisation Mondiale de la Biture

12. Invasion de zombies

13. Hommes politiques mégalomanes décidant d'empoisonner 90% de la population mondiale

14. Clowns tueurs

15. Tremblement des plaques terrestres

16. Prise de pouvoir par les termites

17. Les fourmis obtiennent la bombe nucléaire

18. Les habitants du Futur reviennent à notre époque pour un suicide collectif forcé

19. Pluies acides extrêmes

20. Crise économique mondiale

21. Vous pêtez un câble et détruisez l'humanité

Voilà 21 façons de détruire le monde, de façon plus ou moins importante, pour le 21/12/12.

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8, 12, 14, 20 :D
Par TRUDI le Samedi 22 décembre 2012 à 17:44
eh moi, je suis toujours vivante et on est le 22.12
la fin du monde c'est pas pour demain

et la fin des cons non plus

j'aime bien la liste
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